My Cyclone Survival Kit

Who needs reality TV shows when we have Queensland? It's really payback. All those smug Queensland visitors to the southern states boasting that they don't own cardigans or panty hose 'cos where they live is perfect every day. Well, well, well. So the galoshes are on the other foot now, aren't they? Just to be on the safe side I prepared my survival kit last night.

And offer the following:
Yasi, Yasi, Yasi. Oi! Oi! Oi!
What Yasi is what ya get
'Struth! Yasi that!'
Our Land is Girt Yasi
The news reporters and papayasi flooding into the area - Quote from a reporter this morning - 'Boulevard of broken dreams'. Original hey?
And.. Captain Bligh at the helm.

Just to show I'm not really a callous bitch - it was great to wake up this morning and learn that all those frightened souls were safe, and the damage was less devastating than had been anticipated.